The Internet: The Fucking Frontier

"If you love the Internet so much, why don't you marry it?"

Geez, maybe I will.

I've never been one to blog. My attention span wanes quickly, and I have issues with commitment. I've always seen blogging and similar practices as something you have to work at, and have patience for, sort of like a serious relationship. After a failed tirade with Fanfiction.net, Facebook has been my go-to gal (you know, in the "instant gratification" sort of way). And 4chan? Er... call him my abusive booty-call that I reserve for the wee hours when I'm bored.

However, the Internet deserves better. I believe the day is drawing nearer when you will be defined by your Internet identity. There is no denying its power for good or evil. It can't be tamed or limited, or charged for by the hour (the government can keep dreaming, MY Internet is no whore).

So, here goes. May be we can start over and try again.