Oh Fuck You I'm Getting There

I'm not gonna lie, I've been putting off this update simply because I find it extremely difficult to wrangle myself a central thesis on "something I've learned". Instead I'm just going to share a few random things that have occurred to me lately, so that I can just get this bothersome subject out of the way. So here's

Day 5: Something You've learned
I guess.

-Having one large work schedule as opposed to two small ones has proved much more lucrative.

-Affiliating myself with Suicide Girls may prove to be a disgraceful mistake in the long run. However, I'm just vain enough to find out.

-In some ways, I am always going to be the guy in this relationship.

-Getting married (or even worrying about marriage) at 20 is only a social norm in this town because of all the crazies I grew up with. In my opinion the pressure it's ended up manifesting is stupid.

-I am 100% confident in my final career choice. Not only does it involve travel and have plenty of room for advancement, but the main point of it revolves around something more important than customer service. I have no interest in getting my associates in ass-kissing.

look at this smug asshole. I'm so taking her job.

-On a semi-unrelated note, I've learned that police cars have a separate set of lights to flash when they don't want to pull you over, but they do want you to get the fuck out of their way.